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Name: Justin
Country: United States
State: Illinois
Birthday: 9/28/1983
Gender: Male
Interests: Hobbies include acting like a moron in Reed's basement, listening to music and reading books and seeing movies. I own a company by the name of Flytrap Enterprises, Inc. E-mail me if you would like a brochure on how to attain further information.
Expertise: My cell phone at 899-7418 is definitely an expertise, Friendster account at http://riskin.blogs.friendster.com/riskins_blog/ is too. (my AIM screenname is below). Books, music, computer games and sensitivity also seem to be in there...at least that's what i'm told.
Occupation: Student
Industry: Medical
Message: message meEmail: email me
Website: visit my website
AIM:  HighEmperorRiskn
Member Since:
11/4/2002
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| don't you see the irony in my lactose intolerance? how will i eat the cheeseburger? the ranch dressing and buffalo wings? potato skins? will i now be forced to live a life of unkosherness, no longer able to share the slab of ribs with its mother? I should be ashamed =( | | |
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A white woman, about 51 years old, was seated next to a black man on an
airplane. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air hostess.
"Madam, what is the matter?" the hostess asked.
"You obviously do not see it," she responded. "You placed me next to a
black man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant
group. Give me an alternative seat."
"Be calm please," the hostess replied. "Almost all the places on this
flight are taken. I will go to see if another place is available." The
Hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later. "Madam, just
as I thought, there are no other available seats in the economy class.
I spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is also no seat in
the business class. All the same, we still have one place in the first
class." Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued, "It
is not usual for our company to permit someone from the economy class
to sit in the first class. However, given the circumstances, the
captain feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to
someone so disgusting." The hostess turned to the black man and said
"Therefore, Sir, if you would like to, please collect your hand
luggage, a seat awaits you in first class." At that moment, the other
passengers who were shocked by what they had just witnessed stood up
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| Well well, after an awesome semester of school it seems my winter break
is going to get a bit more exciting. My itinerary has changed a bit and
as such I will not be returning to glenview at all until spring break.
If you need to reach me before Dec 29th you can text my phone from AIM
at +18478997418 (as the username) or you can call me as usual. Once I
get to about 9pm though on the 29th I will not be answering any more
phone calls or text messages.
In addition, originally I had planned to go to Disney World from Dec
22nd-31st, stay in Glenview from the 31st-3rd and then depending
whether I was accepted for the trip or not, either go back to Purdue or
go on to Israel. As it is, my timeframe has been bumped up because I
did indeed make the trip to Israel, but instead of leaving on the 3rd
like intended, I am leaving on Dec 29th. I will be taking a flight from
Orlando International to JFK International and then from there take
El-Al flights to Israel. I will be returning to O'Hare on the night of
Jan 9th and proceed directly to Purdue. During my Israel trip, I am
sure that I will have access to the internet so you can email me at
HighEmperorRiskin@gmail.com. You may also do this during my Disney
World trip. However I will *not* be bringing my cell phone so don't
even try to call that.
So, with that said, I hope everyone has an absolutely incredible winter
break, christmas, chanukah and New Years =) Catch you all in 2006!
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| Hey hey! 2 more finals and i'm done for the semester woot! Just givin u
guys an update of what's goin on... stayin here at Purdue until the
22nd when im' leaving for Disney World around 7am.. from that point on
until i return, you will only be able to reach me via text messaging on
my phone... so text away if you need to get to me... 847-899-7418!
Happy winter break and Chrismakwanzika everyone!!
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